The following recently took place between me and my boyfriend at a restaurant:
Me: (Eats a slice of cucumber off Boyfriend’s salad plate)
Me: uhhhhggg (Scrunches up face in disgust, tries to get it down as quickly as possible)
Boyfriend: What was wrong with it?
Me: (Inhales half a glass of diet coke) I don’t know. (More coke) I can’t even describe how horrible it was. It just made me want to vomit. (Coke)
Boyfriend: That’s a pretty good description.
A few minutes later…
Boyfriend: (Eats remaining cucumber slice)
Boyfriend: (Scrunches up face in a myriad of unpleasant ways, obviously grossed out by what he’s eating)
Me: I told you it was bad, why did you eat it?
Boyfriend: (Inhales water) Well, Number 1, I wanted to know what you meant when you said you couldn’t describe it and Number 2, I’m an idiot. (More water)